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adrenaline:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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lilac-mullingar:

spookydarrencrisscrosschrist:

cockyogurt:

1. Rain
2. When avocados are on sale
3. When it’s Raining
4. Going to In-n-Out
5. When water falls from the sky

y’all think this is a joke? once it rained at the end of the school day and we all ran, hugged, screamed, and danced around as if we had all just won the lottery

California sounds like the ending of Holes

(via acediass)

discard-and-discover:

joshpeck:

i am 100% done with being the only person putting effort into friendships and i am completely tired of always being the one to have to initiate nearly every conversation

if you want to be in my life start acting like it

🙌

(via discard-and-discover-deactivate)

unpopuler:

                                            christmas is soon

(via acediass)

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

(via acediass)

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

amazing

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